Dear people all over the world.
You're lost, and you don't even remember how you got here. And you won't stay for a while because it's all in french, and there's not even sexy girls to watch. Do i understand you. And i can't help you much.
You would speak french, it would be easier, because there is a great french-talking site for people like you. And i've checked, you don't have the same in english. Such a pity.
So, since lost.com can't help you the way perdu.com can help people talking french, let me do it here for you.
You're lost in the internet?
Don't worry, i'll help you:
X <----------------- You're here.
I know, it's amazing how news go fast these days. I already know where you are, it's quite magic. Please don't dig under the X, there's no treasure. Anyway, glad to help. Hope you won't lose yourself again.